December 2010
I wish i could Google anything. I'd search "where the fuck is my Ipod?" and it will be like "Under the couch, you dumbass"
DAMN YOU MEGAVIDEO
DAMN YOU AND YOUR 72 MINUTE TIME LIMIT.
GO DIE A PAINFUL INTERNET DEATH YOU BASTARD.
that awkward moment when you're staring into space and you find yourself staring at someones face
oh god i hate that
I wish everytime I reblogged an outfit, it automatically was in my closet.
No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.
- Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
- Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
- Mom: What are you talking about?
- Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
- Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
- Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
- Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
- Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
- Mom: Cindy, I'm serious. Quit.
- Me: Mom. I'm scared.
- Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
- Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
- Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
when i see someone i hate:
i’m like:
but really i want to:
but then i remember i don’t waste my time on bitches like you:
why does this always happen?
in the mirror you look like:
on the camera you look like:
